sunglasses and advil.

I’m eating a salad why do I keep getting chest pains. I don’t get them when I eat pizza ffs.


kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

(Source: sydneythefangirl, via jennyl0ve)

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

image

shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

(via your-10-page-essay)

guy:

same

guy:

same

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via your-10-page-essay)


(Source: moonemojii, via your-10-page-essay)

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

(via your-10-page-essay)

walking past your crush

(Source: dicksplit, via your-10-page-essay)

aseaofquotes:

Roald Dahl, Danny the Champion of the World

aseaofquotes:

Roald Dahl, Danny the Champion of the World

(via certainkindofgrace)

jadethemerman:

OOP

(Source: profoak, via your-10-page-essay)

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